ゆばばざんす
ちとひどい頭痛で先週はお休みさせていただきやした。m(_ _)m
数日間薬を飲んでたのにちっとも効かなくて… 最悪！ウッ
どうせうちのガキどれんみたいに更年期障害 だってうんでしょ！
どーせそーでしょーよっ！ ご勝手に！
どーしよーもないので木曜の午後 自宅近くのこりとるんってお店に行ったわよ
やっぱ よかったわよ ずっと楽になったよ
マッサージが終わるとそこでは最後にハーブティーをサービスしてくれるのよ
みなしゃんは 先週の木曜の突如の大雨の時は何してた？神奈川県だけかしら？
あたしゃマッサージしてもらってる間に雨が降り始めたのには気づいてた
けどひどい土砂降りで、稲妻が光って 雷がとどろいてりじゃないのサ！
事件はあたいがお茶を待ってる間に起こったのよ
ふと気がつくとドアの下の隙間から水が中に入ってきてるじゃないの！(ﾉﾟοﾟ)ﾉ
そこはデパートの半地下で 外のテラスに面してるとこだったのよ
その日のあたいの担当者がすぐに気づいて水を拭き始めたわよ
けどさ、拭いても拭いても水はお構いなくどんどん入ってくるのよ！
彼が土嚢みたいにタオルをまとめて隙間につめたけど、
すぐに簡単に流し出されちゃうのよね…
別の女性スタッフはちりとりで水を掬ってた
実際そっちの方が早かったわねえ
大変！って思いながらも あたしゃひどく可笑しくてしかたなかった… ヾ(＞▽＜)ｏ
他人の不幸は蜜の味…
何ていう悪人！いや、これが本当のあたいか…
ちとお手伝いすべき？って頭もよぎったけど、
んにゃ あたいはお客だってことにさしてもらうことにした
あたいはここに頭痛の治療に来ていまだ快調ではない、そんな余力はない…って
…言い訳だわな
あれよあれよという間に床は水に埋もれてしまったわよ
それでもあたいの担当者は濡れた手で 水を掬う手をとめてお茶を運んできてくれたわよ！
おまけに お待ちの間どうぞフットマッサージをご利用下さいって
何とかして水に本体もコードも触れないようにセットしてサ
けど、感電しないでくださいねって！ええっ！(ﾉﾟοﾟ)ﾉ
あたいは命がけで足のマッサージ器を使わして貰う事にしたわよ Σ(|||▽||| )
足マッサージ器がこんなに危険なものだなんて思ったこともなかった…
けど あたいはしゃんとして女王様のようにお客様然を決めたわよ
ハーブティーを飲みながら マッサージ器を使いながら
スタッフの忙しいのを知らないフリしながら小降りになるのを待ったわよ
あたいの担当者は面白い人だった てか 完璧なプロだったのかも
水掬いでどんなに忙しくとも お客様に気を配るのは決して怠らなかった
しかも 手は動かしながらも ひっきりなしに話しかけてくる！
んんん 彼はかなりの人かも知れん…
他のお客はマッサージを受けたベットの上に坐り 心配そうに外を眺めてる
「…こりゃあ ベニスの水に浮かぶマッサージサロンですなぁ…！」って
あたしゃ 笑いをこらえきれなかった… ヾ(＞▽＜)ｏ
笑わしてくれる人はあたしにゃぁ大切な人なんだ
いい加減機械に揉まれっ放しの足もしびれてきたんでスイッチを切ったわよ
命を落とさなかったことを 神に感謝した
1時間半以上監禁後釈放されたり
当然あたいの頭はめっちゃ軽くなってた
覚えてた方がいいかも
予報が夕立の時は 外に面した地下は避けた方がいいって
It’s me, the drama-queen, Yubaba.
I skipped my blog last week due to a terrible headache, m(_ _)m
it was pounding and I almost threw up! It was like hell! Yuck!
Okay, you can call it the menopause like my kids do. It probably was. Ha! Who cares?!
I went to a massage salon near my house on Thursday afternoon, as I thought it might help to release the pain.
Yes, it did indeed.
After having gentle kneading, I felt much better.
They always serve us a nice cup of herb tea at the end.
I noticed it had started raining while I was in heaven, being taken care of.
Gosh, it was downpouring, lightening and thundering outside.
Then something happened while I was waiting for my herb tea.
Boy! I noticed water started coming into the salon through the gap between the front door and the floor!! (ﾉﾟοﾟ)ﾉ
The salon was in a kind of semi-basement of the building, facing an open terrace outside.
My masseur of the day realized what was happening.
Then he started wiping the water.
He blotted and blotted the floor with a towel, but mercilessly water just kept coming in so rapidly!
He placed some towels against the door gap like sandbags but they were easily flown away.
Another staff lady was scooping water with a dustpan. Actually that was much quicker.
I felt sorry for the guy, but in fact it was so funny! ヾ(＞▽＜)ｏ
Others’ unhappiness tastes like honey.
I know this is a bad side of me.
I wondered for a moment if I should help them with scooping water, but decided not to since I was a customer!
I went there to treat my headache and it was almost gone yet still I wasn’t sure if I could manage…I had no extra energy…...this was my excuse…
While I was looking on in blank amazement, the floor was being covered with water,
yet my guy somehow made me a cup of herb tea with his wet hands while scooping water, and even suggested me to use an electric foot-massager while I was waiting to go home.
He managed to place the machine beside me without the electric cord touching the water
He even added ‘try not to get an electric shock, would you?!’ Huh!! ！(ﾉﾟοﾟ)ﾉ
I took my life into my own hands when I decided to accept his kind offer! I had never felt so in danger using an electric foot massager before. Σ(|||▽||| )
I decided to stay and be treated like a queen.
Having herb tea and my feet massaged by a machine, I waited for the rain to ease off a little bit.
My guy from the salon was funny, or maybe was just quite professional.
Even while he was busy with blotting the floor, he never forgot to pay attention to his customers.
He kept talking.
'You know, in Hanshin-daishinsai(the big earthquake in Hanshin),most people got depressed, but some people who can take things easy somehow survived well.
Well, I think people shouldn't take things too seriously in an incident like this’ (still blotting the floor.)
‘Okay, just relax! It's not going to last for ever.'
Looking at a price tag, which had flown through the gap from a flower shop next door, he said 'oh, I wish I could hand over this immediately.'
He was even making a joke.
Geez, he must be something!
Funnily the rest of the customers in the salon were sitting on the beds where they had had treatments, looking outside anxiously.
The masseur said 'oh, it's like a massage salon in Venice floating on water!'
I couldn't stop laughing. ヾ(＞▽＜)ｏ
Yes! I do admit I love guys who make me laugh!
Having had enough, I turned off the foot massager. My feet had started feeling numb.
I thanked the Lord I didn't pass away using the machine.
Spending more than ninety minutes there, I was finally released from the place.
Of course, my headache was lightened a lot.
Well, maybe it's a good idea to keep this in your mind: you shouldn't go to places in basements when downpours have been forecast.